Poor Ports, Respectable Remakes, and Final Fantasy XIII Futanari Fiascos

With the poor PC port of FFXIII it’s like SquareEnix is trying to ram Lightning’s dick down our throats. Cue the Final Fantasy XIII futanari jokes here.

E3 2014 Review

As if you all haven’t heard enough nerdy ranting in the two weeks since E3 2014 closed its doors, now three more of your favorite internet nobodies are publicizing their own opinions on YouTube!

After Hours: The Death of Video Game Consoles?

Kenny and LaughingMan stumble across a rather alarming Forbes article about the potential future demise of traditional video game consoles. Additionally, they find a quote in which President of Sony Worldwide development studios Shuhei Yoshida blames…

Food For Thought: Xbox One and Losing Faith In Microsoft

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Just recently, the world has been a-fire with sheer contempt for the next generation as gamers continue to show their frustration towards Microsoft with its seemingly anti-consumer policies that it seeks to implement in the upcoming…

E3 2013 Microsoft Xbox Conference: TV, Movies, DRM and Dogs

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The CCS crew had the best seats at this year’s E3 show! In front of a laptop, watching it live… E3. Electronics Entertainment Expo. The gaming industry’s annual vanity fare. A time of disproportionate lies, crushed…

Adam Orth & Next-Gen Game Consoles Predictions

Adam Orth and Next Generation Console Predictions

We’ve already made our thoughts about Nintendo’s next-gen strategy clear. Now it’s Microsoft, Sony and Valve’s turn! LaughingMan, CineMax and B-Mask are joined again by podcast artist The Fuboo (Inverted-Mind) as they ask their magic eight-ball,…

Rocksmith Review

Rocksmith Review

Unlike its plastic playtoy predecessors, Ubisoft’s Rocksmith is nothing short of the most satisfying music game on the market. I’ve been playing bass guitar for about four years now. It’s pretty simple, I love the sound,…

BloodRayne: Betrayal Review

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BloodRayne Betrayal boasts a burgundy bedecked bloodthirsty belle’s bountiful bosom, beguiling beautiful backdrops, and blood bursting brutally from baneful baddies’ bodies by the buckets. I’m a video game snob. It’s just painfully obvious when I pick…

The Padded Room: The Truth About HD Video Game Remakes

Like thousands of other Playstation gamers who have been somewhat re-compensated by Sony for the outage of the Playstation Network during the month of May, I find myself raiding the wastes of the Playstation Store like…

Mortal Kombat 9 (2011) Review

Mortal Kombat 9 (2011) Review

A Mortal Kombat game that concentrates on fighting and violence instead of mini games and DC Comic characters? How could THAT be good? When Kombat was Kool Let me take you all back to the 1990’s…