Poor Ports, Respectable Remakes, and Final Fantasy XIII Futanari Fiascos

With the poor PC port of FFXIII it’s like SquareEnix is trying to ram Lightning’s dick down our throats. Cue the Final Fantasy XIII futanari jokes here.

Virtual Resurrection: Oculus Rift and Project Morpheus

While Kenny is optimistic that modern technology does indeed deem that the time is right for virtual reality, LaughingMan, a survivor of the first wave of the VR craze of the 1990s, remains skeptical in that history may indeed repeat itself. Or worse, virtual reality will be just another gimmick.

E3 2014 Review

As if you all haven’t heard enough nerdy ranting in the two weeks since E3 2014 closed its doors, now three more of your favorite internet nobodies are publicizing their own opinions on YouTube!

Sly Cooper 4 Analysis: Thieves In Tits

Sly Cooper 4 Analysis: Thieves In Tits

The much praised Sly Cooper 4: Thieves in Time game has been out for a while and has for the most part enjoyed its solitude; however, B-mask believes there is more than meets the eye when…

After Hours: The Death of Video Game Consoles?

Kenny and LaughingMan stumble across a rather alarming Forbes article about the potential future demise of traditional video game consoles. Additionally, they find a quote in which President of Sony Worldwide development studios Shuhei Yoshida blames…

E3 2013 Sony Playstation Conference: Flawless Victory! Or not

E3. Electronics Entertainment Expo. The gaming industry’s annual vanity fare. A time of disproportionate lies, crushed dreams, and never-ending disappointment for the mistreated gaming masses. An obsolete tradition that serves no purpose other than to stroke…

Adam Orth & Next-Gen Game Consoles Predictions

Adam Orth and Next Generation Console Predictions

We’ve already made our thoughts about Nintendo’s next-gen strategy clear. Now it’s Microsoft, Sony and Valve’s turn! LaughingMan, CineMax and B-Mask are joined again by podcast artist The Fuboo (Inverted-Mind) as they ask their magic eight-ball,…

Rocksmith Review

Rocksmith Review

Unlike its plastic playtoy predecessors, Ubisoft’s Rocksmith is nothing short of the most satisfying music game on the market. I’ve been playing bass guitar for about four years now. It’s pretty simple, I love the sound,…

BloodRayne: Betrayal Review

bloodrayne betrayal review

BloodRayne Betrayal boasts a burgundy bedecked bloodthirsty belle’s bountiful bosom, beguiling beautiful backdrops, and blood bursting brutally from baneful baddies’ bodies by the buckets. I’m a video game snob. It’s just painfully obvious when I pick…

The Padded Room: The Truth About HD Video Game Remakes

Like thousands of other Playstation gamers who have been somewhat re-compensated by Sony for the outage of the Playstation Network during the month of May, I find myself raiding the wastes of the Playstation Store like…