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  • #4728
    KahunaDrake
    KahunaDrake
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    My new preferred viewing experience.

    10/10

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    Rabid ecstasy, 1997

    #4730
    Mr.K
    Mr.K
    Participant

    Now with 100% more LaughingMan insanity for the whole family!

    "The world is merciless and it's also very beautiful."

    #4731
    KahunaDrake
    KahunaDrake
    Participant

    Now with 100% more LaughingMan insanity for the whole family!

    CCS is practically a household name! They provide so much wholesome entertainment and values that is missing in today’s culture of degradation and violence.

    *cue 1950’s sitcom theme music*

    LM: “Gather around, kids! I am going to tell you a story about the time Uncle Kenny was raped by a duck.”

    Rabid ecstasy, 1997

    #4732
    Mr.K
    Mr.K
    Participant

    Now with 100% more LaughingMan insanity for the whole family!

    CCS is practically a household name! They provide so much wholesome entertainment and values that is missing in today’s culture of degradation and violence.

    *cue 1950’s sitcom theme music*

    LM: “Gather around, kids! I am going to tell you a story about the time Uncle Kenny was raped by a duck.”

    LM: “Once upon a time, a young lad named Kenny used to be in love with a duck named Uncle Scrooge. He and Scrooge were the best of friends and did everything together from drinking juice to somehow win 30 Olympics levels. That is until one day, Kenny got a message from an unknown source on his Facebook and decided to join the stranger’s plan to hang out in the park, only for Kenny to be kidnapped by the Beatle Boys, thrown into an abandoned building, get raped by a strange looking duck and being in captivity for over 70 hours with his mind being the only salvation he has. Later on, the police bust in the building and shot down the Beatle Boys with Kenny being finally free and reunited with his beloved Scrooge once more… If only Disney made this story more happier as the sad reality creeps into Kenny and discovers that Scrooge, the friend he thought he knew and loved, was the one who raped him behind his back and with the revelation at hand, Kenny went mentally insane, killed Scrooged, goes through a rampage, ramps up the massacre and then, he commits an explosive suicidal finale that shocked the world by storm. So kids, this is the story of Kenny being raped and betrayed by a Disney duck and till this day, we will know this event as “The McDucked Rape Massace” Now, who wants “Free Candy” with David Letterman in it?!”

    "The world is merciless and it's also very beautiful."

    #4740
    LaughingMan
    LaughingMan
    Keymaster

    We so need to make this a skit of some sort :3
    Any talented video editors out there?

    #4742
    Mr.K
    Mr.K
    Participant

    We so need to make this a skit of some sort :3
    Any talented video editors out there?

    Well, you have Cinemax (duh, of course) and I might have a friend of mine, who’s an editor for videos, who can help out the skit but unfortunately, he’s working on lots of college projects that has been keeping him busy from doing projects together (we were supposed to do voice overs for a Zelda comic dub but was cancelled at the last minute due to, what else, college).

    "The world is merciless and it's also very beautiful."

    #4745
    KahunaDrake
    KahunaDrake
    Participant

    We so need to make this a skit of some sort :3
    Any talented video editors out there?

    Last thing I edited was an anti-sexting and cyberbullying “documentary” in 2010.
    I was somewhat proud back then, but now…its shit lol

    You guys should do some comedy skits for the site 😉

    I think it should end with Cinemax saying “Oh, Laughingman, you lovable asshole!”
    kekekek

    Rabid ecstasy, 1997

    #4749
    KahunaDrake
    KahunaDrake
    Participant

    Life is like a gang-bang, here in Duckburg
    Rimjobs, fisting, ATM, its all a blur
    It’s Kenny’s misery
    Don’t fuck with Disney!
    DUCK DICKS, WOO-HOO!

    Sorry I had to get that out of my system.

    All apologies to Mr. Farino.

    Rabid ecstasy, 1997

    #4750
    Mr.K
    Mr.K
    Participant

    life is like a gang-bang, here in Duckburg
    rimjobs, fisting, ATM, its all a blur
    It’s Kenny’s misery
    Don’t fuck with Disney!
    DUCK DICKS, WOO-HOO!

    Sorry I had to get that out of my system.

    All apologies to Mr. Farino.

    "The world is merciless and it's also very beautiful."

    #4753
    KahunaDrake
    KahunaDrake
    Participant

    Everyday they’re raping out there!
    DUCK DICKS, WOO-HOO!
    Tales of fucking and butt-plugging
    DUCK TALES, WOO-HOO!

    D-d-danger! Right behind you!
    There’s a sex fiend right beside you!
    What to do, just suck on some
    DUCK DICKS, WOO-HOO

    Not dog dicks or donkey dicks, no,
    DUCK DICKS, WOO-HOO!

    *drops the mic and leaves the stage awkwardly*

    God, I’m a sick bitch…

    Rabid ecstasy, 1997

    #4754
    KahunaDrake
    KahunaDrake
    Participant

    @ Mr.K: At least someone does…

    Rabid ecstasy, 1997

    #4755
    Mr.K
    Mr.K
    Participant

    @kahunadrake “God, i’m a sick bitch.”

    It’s OK, LaughingMan will understand you. Kenny, on the other hand, will rip your skin off and use your werewolf fur for fashion dominance.

    "The world is merciless and it's also very beautiful."

    #4784
    KahunaDrake
    KahunaDrake
    Participant

    @kahunadrake “God, i’m a sick bitch.”

    It’s OK, LaughingMan will understand you. Kenny, on the other hand, will rip your skin off and use your werewolf fur for fashion dominance.

    Yes, he will be the most trendy man in Miami with a werewolf pelt.

    He should be careful though. Animal activists have copious amounts of red paint lying around.

    Rabid ecstasy, 1997

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